My Purple Paki

My Purple Paki desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Paki desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Purple Paki always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

My Purple Paki desperately craved for a dildo that they would put on his head. It is a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Purple Paki desperately desired a melon that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A melon would be the item chosen.

My Purple Paki carried a melon that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.