Nervous Paki

Nervous Paki desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to share. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Nervous Paki always had with them a can of coke that they would share. It should be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Paki found a condom to sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Nervous Paki craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Nervous Paki needed a set of lego that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Paki desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.