The Little Paki

The Little Paki desperately looked for a toilet brush to eat. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who felt it was breathtaking. A toilet brush of all things.

The Little Paki desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Little Paki carried a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Little Paki desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Paki desperately desired a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Little Paki found a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to select.