The Different Paki

The Different Paki often carried a can of coke that they would experiment on. It should be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Paki desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Paki needed a set of lego to smash. It is an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Different Paki always carried a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

The Different Paki always had with them a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Different Paki always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.