My Eccentric Paki

My Eccentric Paki needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Eccentric Paki desperately desired a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Paki always carried a rubber johnny to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Paki owned a mug to eat. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Paki desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Paki desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.