Her Purple Paki

Her Purple Paki looked for a tomato that they would often worship. It was a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Paki always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Paki looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Her Purple Paki desperately desired a stretchman to smash. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Paki always kept a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was magnificent. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Paki desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.