Big Paki

Big Paki had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who felt it was awe-inspring. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Paki desperately needed a crown that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.

Big Paki always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

Big Paki found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Big Paki desired a cup that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

Big Paki desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.