Their Retarded Paki

Their Retarded Paki desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Paki found a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Paki had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Paki looked for a set of lego that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Paki desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Paki needed a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.