Their Eccentric Paki

Their Eccentric Paki looked for a bat that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Eccentric Paki wanted a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Paki craved for a cup that they would often break. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be awesome. A cup would be the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Paki desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Paki desperately desired a sword to demolish. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to select.

Their Eccentric Paki wanted a spade to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.