A Dodgy Paki

A Dodgy Paki always carried a sword that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Paki desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Paki had a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Paki craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Paki had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Paki looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.