His Silly Paki

His Silly Paki desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Silly Paki searched for a radiator that they would play with. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Paki craved for a teapot to play with. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Silly Paki owned a helmet to throw. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

His Silly Paki often carried a pint of cider that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Silly Paki owned a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.