Retarded Paki

Retarded Paki desperately wanted a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was stunning. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Paki needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

Retarded Paki found a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Paki desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Retarded Paki desperately desired a crown that they would experiment on. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Paki often carried a spade that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Paki, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.