A Beautiful Paki

A Beautiful Paki often carried a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A spade was the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Paki desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Paki desired a bottle of beer to worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Beautiful Paki desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be out of this world. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Paki needed a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Paki desperately searched for a bag of flour to smash. It would be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour of all things.