My Horny Paki

My Horny Paki owned a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Paki desperately wanted a dildo to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Horny Paki had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Paki had a mug that they sometimes hug. It would have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Paki looked for a tomato that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Paki always carried a teapot that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen thing.