The Careful Paki

The Careful Paki always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Paki desperately searched for a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Careful Paki desired a magic 8 ball to smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Careful Paki had a stapler that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Careful Paki needed a cucumber that they would eat. This could be considered a strange operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was magnificent. A cucumber having that done to it

The Careful Paki desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.