A Green Paki

A Green Paki looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Green Paki always had with them a can of Tango that they would often hug. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

A Green Paki searched for a wig that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Paki wanted a dildo that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Paki desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango being the item selected.

A Green Paki desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.