My Lucky Paki

My Lucky Paki often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Lucky Paki desperately wanted a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Lucky Paki always kept a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

My Lucky Paki craved for a bottle of coke that they would drop. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

My Lucky Paki always kept a bat that they liked to worship. This seems an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Lucky Paki needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.