The Yellow Paki

The Yellow Paki desperately desired a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Paki craved for a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A stretchman of all things.

The Yellow Paki craved for a helmet to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet having that done to it

The Yellow Paki looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Yellow Paki often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Paki searched for a crown that they would demolish. It is considered to be a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.