A Chinese Paki

A Chinese Paki wanted a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be fun. A rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Paki searched for a dildo that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Paki had a bat that they would occasionally drop. It should be an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Chinese Paki desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Chinese Paki searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Paki carried a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.