A Curious Paki

A Curious Paki desperately looked for a bat to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

A Curious Paki searched for a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an original exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Paki desperately desired a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Curious Paki desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Paki always had with them a crown that they liked to hug. It was a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.

A Curious Paki always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.