The Tired Paki

The Tired Paki desperately needed a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Tired Paki often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Paki needed a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

The Tired Paki desired a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Tired Paki owned a computer to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

The Tired Paki desperately needed a cup to smash. One might find this to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was opted for.