My Confused Paki

My Confused Paki often carried a computer that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Confused Paki desperately desired a stapler that they liked to embrace. It was an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Paki desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Confused Paki desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Confused Paki needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be magnificent. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Paki desperately needed a dildo that they would sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.