His Eccentric Paki

His Eccentric Paki needed a dildo to throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Paki always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to break. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Paki desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Paki looked for a sponge that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

His Eccentric Paki always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a strange operation, to you, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Paki owned a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.