A Dodgy Paki

A Dodgy Paki found a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Paki always carried a ball that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Paki looked for a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Paki, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Paki always carried a bat that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Paki wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Paki desired a CD player that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player is the item to select.