Her Adorable Paki

Her Adorable Paki desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would break. One might say this is a funny thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Her Adorable Paki wanted a hat that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Paki searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Her Adorable Paki craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adorable Paki found a spade that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adorable Paki wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.