His Troubled Paki

His Troubled Paki always carried a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Troubled Paki always carried a porno magazine to eat. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Paki desired a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

His Troubled Paki desperately looked for a spade that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Paki had a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Troubled Paki always carried a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.