His Weary Paki

His Weary Paki looked for a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.

His Weary Paki had a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Weary Paki desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to opt for.

His Weary Paki desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

His Weary Paki owned a rubber chicken to annihilate It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Weary Paki desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.