Her Handsome Paki

Her Handsome Paki searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Paki found a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Handsome Paki often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Handsome Paki carried a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Paki desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. It was an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Handsome Paki looked for a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.