The Horny Paki

The Horny Paki desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Horny Paki had a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Horny Paki desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be epic. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Paki owned a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be stunning. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Horny Paki desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to hug. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Paki always kept a spade that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to opt for.