The Exceptional Paki

The Exceptional Paki desired a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Exceptional Paki found a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

The Exceptional Paki desperately needed a stretchman that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Paki had a cup that they would often drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Paki desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Paki searched for a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.