My Confused Paki

My Confused Paki carried a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it was magnificent. A cup of all things.

My Confused Paki always kept a pen that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

My Confused Paki craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

My Confused Paki always had with them a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Confused Paki needed a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Confused Paki wanted a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.