His Boring Paki

His Boring Paki needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It should have been an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Paki desperately searched for a set square that they would demolish. It would have been a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it

His Boring Paki owned a custard pie to sit and look at. It is a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Boring Paki desperately craved for a can of Tango to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Paki looked for a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Boring Paki always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It was a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.