A Red Paki

A Red Paki desired a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Red Paki desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It would be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Paki desperately desired a set of lego that they would sit and look at. It was an original operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Paki often carried a pen that they would often put up their bum. It might be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

A Red Paki desired a dildo that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Red Paki desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.