Their Lucky Paki

Their Lucky Paki desperately wanted a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

Their Lucky Paki desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Their Lucky Paki owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Paki searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Their Lucky Paki owned a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Lucky Paki needed a can of coke that they would often drop. It would be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.