My Famous Paki

My Famous Paki always carried a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

My Famous Paki desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It was an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Paki desperately wanted a chocolate bar to play with. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Famous Paki needed a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

My Famous Paki wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new idea, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Paki found a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.