The Talented Paki

The Talented Paki often carried a dildo to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Talented Paki carried a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It might have been an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Talented Paki desperately wanted a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Paki always kept a stapler that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Paki wanted a mug that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Paki carried a bottle of coke to eat. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.