Dodgy Paki

Dodgy Paki desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Paki had a cheese grater to put on his head. This seems a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Paki always had with them a melon that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Paki desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Dodgy Paki always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It is a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Paki found a stapler that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.