The Unusual Paki

The Unusual Paki desperately needed a cucumber to annihilate It should have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.

The Unusual Paki had a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Unusual Paki desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Paki carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Unusual Paki desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Paki desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.