The Scary Paki

The Scary Paki desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Scary Paki carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

The Scary Paki had a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Paki searched for a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Paki wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Scary Paki desperately wanted a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was fun. A CD player is the item to opt for.