The Retarded Paki

The Retarded Paki desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Paki always had with them a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Paki desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Paki searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Paki desired a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Paki wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be entertaining. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.