A Gentle Paki

A Gentle Paki had a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Paki desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

A Gentle Paki desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Gentle Paki always kept a pen that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

A Gentle Paki needed a toilet brush that they would play with. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Gentle Paki often carried a block of cheese that they would often drop. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.