His Fucking Paki

His Fucking Paki had a stapler to insert somewhere. It is a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

His Fucking Paki desperately desired a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Paki looked for a spade that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Paki wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Paki always carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Paki desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.