Her Special Paki

Her Special Paki always carried a bat that they would often play with. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Her Special Paki had a condom that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Paki looked for a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Special Paki craved for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Special Paki desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would break. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Her Special Paki carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.