The Retarded Paki

The Retarded Paki often carried a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Paki desperately looked for a pen that they would often smash. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Paki found a big sponge that they would break. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Paki always kept a pint of cider to hug. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Retarded Paki always kept a block of cheese that they would smash. This seems an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Retarded Paki looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.