My Yellow Paki

My Yellow Paki desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was amazing. A sack of potatoes having that done to it

My Yellow Paki craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

My Yellow Paki desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Yellow Paki wanted a wig that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

My Yellow Paki always kept a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Yellow Paki desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.