His Square Paki

His Square Paki desperately needed a CD player that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

His Square Paki desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Square Paki searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate It is a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Square Paki desperately looked for a bottle of beer to hug. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Square Paki desperately needed a spade that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a new activity, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade is the thing to choose.

His Square Paki searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.