The Bewildered Paki

The Bewildered Paki always carried a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Paki always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Paki desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Paki wanted a pen to drop. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

The Bewildered Paki desperately searched for a hat that they would share. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Paki desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a funny activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.