A Eccentric Paki

A Eccentric Paki had a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Eccentric Paki desired a big sponge to put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Eccentric Paki always carried a bag of poop that they would often smash. It would have been a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Paki always had with them a painting of a melon to worship. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Eccentric Paki owned a mug that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Paki desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Paki, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.