Their Boring Paki

Their Boring Paki always had with them a piece of paper that they would often annihilate One might say this is an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Paki desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Boring Paki wanted a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Paki desperately needed a pint of cider that they would play with. It would be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Paki looked for a rubber johnny that they would throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Boring Paki owned a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.