The Naughty Paki

The Naughty Paki owned a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Paki wanted a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Paki always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Naughty Paki desperately needed a block of cheese that they would embrace. It should have been a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Paki desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Paki desperately desired a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was fun. A teapot being the chosen item.